The man with the restaurant Stazione osteklenevšim eyes stared into the empty carafe. The waiter helpfully asks:
-Well, even pollitrovocku?
-Miss: I train through two hundred.
So tell me, if the husband cleans your nails with a screwdriver, you can call him retarded?
-Well, if only the Phillips screwdriver ...
-In! Another one!
Portrait photographer ebalo flunked.
-I heard you sometimes do have sex without a condom?
-Well Yes, it happens ...
-How are you one of the sperm that gets in you?
-Oh, yes it is time to spit!
Pirate got blue label.
Fits bocmanu and asks:
-What is It? I know that if I got a black tag, I will be killed, and that means blue?
-Well, you won't kill, but still no good.
Two hohla sit. One reads the book and lively says to another:
-Golopidrenko! Yak's surname-look chudna Einstein!
I'm in the mirrors in the morning does not otražaûs'. Terrible, lohmatoe creature with insane stare is reflected, and I'm not.
Recipe for youth: rejoice every little thing and don't be nervous because each bastards.
No higher, in fact, does nothing. You need to be born a Jew.
A strong will on the part of the person is the first symptom of schizophrenia.
If the individual himself mistreated a winter resort, with the morning charging and debilitating crosses, it is said that in his mind he who gives orders, and one who performs them — two independent personality.
I mean, my friends with holistic balanced characters usually say "yah" nafeek's and go drink beer.
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Anna Semenovich in 7th grade had a solid four.
Truth need to file as a coat. Instead of throwing like a wet towel. Mark Twain
Question to the Forum: I noticed that on the hood of my silver Bentley reflected these ugly hrusëvki. How to get rid of this?
An independent woman is a woman who has not yet found it, she wanted to be.
In the quest for the ideal do not forget to live.
Lao Tzu
It is better to say "Yes", than to sit and watch as people are bit saggy without you.
Well, where we do not have. If you do not believe, can come.
Do not want money. Wealth is not from the outside, and inside. For example, a bud.
In Soviet washing machines only had one regime is totalitarian.
-People say that I'm too old-fashioned.
-Who, for example?
-My Castle in the Manor.
Eyes of fear and the hands to fasten their battery.
On foreign cars to commute those with money doesnt contain VAZ.
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. When all think as one entity, it ends the war and concentration camps.
Russia continues to use children's hands with vylavlivanii pickles from jars.
Showing posts with label Thinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thinking. Show all posts
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
Thinking out loud
HOW TO BEHAVE WHEN IN LOVE:
1. as the moron
It is better to say "Yes", than to sit and watch as people are bit saggy without you.
Pour, nod and listen is a conversation.
Don't be lazy. There are also goals that do not inspire.
-Of course, I can agree with you, but then we both will be wrong!
The clerk became the focus of a sexual scandal. Then on the left. Then he turned on his stomach.
Loneliness is when you watch porn with sound.
In a survey of the family holiday is the day of the AIRBORNE TROOPS. On this day, the whole family is better to sit at home and watch TV.
Well, where we do not have. If you do not believe, can come.
Do not aim for the money. Wealth is not outside, but inside you. For example, a bud.
— I like this mod is endemic to the girl from under jeans necessarily visible panty elastic band. Convenient access.
Ottânul, let go, the elastic band — slap! There is already a topic for conversation ...
-Sometimes it seems to me that you're a crackpot.
-Sometimes?
-Yes, sometimes. The rest of the time I don't have this no doubt.
Life is too short to worry about what people think or say about you people. So live like you want-give them a topic of conversation.
You know, you boltaeš′ in my dreams ....You and them in the morning boltaeš′
-Daddy, buy me a little Doggie!
-No!
Mr. paaap, well at least čihuahuënyša!
I lead a healthy life because of an unhealthy I have not enough money
The husband drank eight consecutive days, while the wife is not reckoned to tear off a calendar on Friday.
Little Ellen bathes with his brother in the bath.
-Mom, and why I do not have such things between their legs?
Is my daughter, patience, patience ...
Mur-Mur-Mur ... Ko-Tik ...
— Nay ...thy mat′, w.. do you ever get sick or not will golova?!
Last night I realized that anyone needs. I need a mosquito
xxx: your man you said ' I love you ' Before or after sex?
yyy: for ((:(
Many girls, going on a date, they are tormenting question: where to? COME BYE!!!
1. as the moron
It is better to say "Yes", than to sit and watch as people are bit saggy without you.
Pour, nod and listen is a conversation.
Don't be lazy. There are also goals that do not inspire.
-Of course, I can agree with you, but then we both will be wrong!
The clerk became the focus of a sexual scandal. Then on the left. Then he turned on his stomach.
Loneliness is when you watch porn with sound.
In a survey of the family holiday is the day of the AIRBORNE TROOPS. On this day, the whole family is better to sit at home and watch TV.
Well, where we do not have. If you do not believe, can come.
Do not aim for the money. Wealth is not outside, but inside you. For example, a bud.
— I like this mod is endemic to the girl from under jeans necessarily visible panty elastic band. Convenient access.
Ottânul, let go, the elastic band — slap! There is already a topic for conversation ...
-Sometimes it seems to me that you're a crackpot.
-Sometimes?
-Yes, sometimes. The rest of the time I don't have this no doubt.
Life is too short to worry about what people think or say about you people. So live like you want-give them a topic of conversation.
You know, you boltaeš′ in my dreams ....You and them in the morning boltaeš′
-Daddy, buy me a little Doggie!
-No!
Mr. paaap, well at least čihuahuënyša!
I lead a healthy life because of an unhealthy I have not enough money
The husband drank eight consecutive days, while the wife is not reckoned to tear off a calendar on Friday.
Little Ellen bathes with his brother in the bath.
-Mom, and why I do not have such things between their legs?
Is my daughter, patience, patience ...
Mur-Mur-Mur ... Ko-Tik ...
— Nay ...thy mat′, w.. do you ever get sick or not will golova?!
Last night I realized that anyone needs. I need a mosquito
xxx: your man you said ' I love you ' Before or after sex?
yyy: for ((:(
Many girls, going on a date, they are tormenting question: where to? COME BYE!!!
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Thinking out loud
The man with the restaurant Stazione osteklenevšim eyes stared into the empty carafe. The waiter helpfully asks:
-Well, even pollitrovočku?
-Miss: I train through two hundred.
So tell me, if the husband cleans your nails with a screwdriver, you can call him retarded?
-Well, if only the Phillips screwdriver ...
-In! Another one!
Portrait photographer ebalo flunked.
-I heard you sometimes do have sex without a condom?
-Well Yes, it happens ...
-How are you one of the sperm that gets in you?
-Oh, yes it is time to spit!
Pirate got blue label.
Fits bocmanu and asks:
-What is It? I know that if I got a black tag, I will be killed, and that means blue?
-Well, you won't kill, but still no good.
Two hohla sit. One reads the book and lively says to another:
-Golopidrenko! Yak's surname-look chudna Einstein!
I'm in the mirrors in the morning does not otražaûs′. Terrible, lohmatoe creature with insane stare is reflected, and I'm not.
Recipe for youth: rejoice every little thing and don't be nervous because each bastards.
No higher, in fact, does nothing. You need to be born a Jew.
A strong will on the part of the person is the first symptom of schizophrenia.
If the individual himself mistreated a winter resort, with the morning charging and debilitating crosses, it is said that in his mind he who gives orders, and one who performs them — two independent personality.
I mean, my friends with holistic balanced characters usually say "yah" nafeek's and go drink beer.
© podoroges
Anna Semenovich in 7th grade had a solid four.
Truth need to file as a coat. Instead of throwing like a wet towel. Mark Twain
Question to the Forum: I noticed that on the hood of my silver Bentley reflected these ugly hruŝëvki. How to get rid of this?
An independent woman is a woman who has not yet found it, she wanted to be.
In the quest for the ideal do not forget to live.
Lao Tzu
It is better to say "Yes", than to sit and watch as people are bit saggy without you.
Well, where we do not have. If you do not believe, can come.
Do not want money. Wealth is not from the outside, and inside. For example, a bud.
In Soviet washing machines only had one regime is totalitarian.
-People say that I'm too old-fashioned.
-Who, for example?
-My Castle in the Manor.
Eyes of fear and the hands to fasten their battery.
On foreign cars to commute those with money doesnt contain VAZ.
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. When all think as one entity, it ends the war and concentration camps.
Russia continues to use children's hands with vylavlivanii pickles from jars.
-Well, even pollitrovočku?
-Miss: I train through two hundred.
So tell me, if the husband cleans your nails with a screwdriver, you can call him retarded?
-Well, if only the Phillips screwdriver ...
-In! Another one!
Portrait photographer ebalo flunked.
-I heard you sometimes do have sex without a condom?
-Well Yes, it happens ...
-How are you one of the sperm that gets in you?
-Oh, yes it is time to spit!
Pirate got blue label.
Fits bocmanu and asks:
-What is It? I know that if I got a black tag, I will be killed, and that means blue?
-Well, you won't kill, but still no good.
Two hohla sit. One reads the book and lively says to another:
-Golopidrenko! Yak's surname-look chudna Einstein!
I'm in the mirrors in the morning does not otražaûs′. Terrible, lohmatoe creature with insane stare is reflected, and I'm not.
Recipe for youth: rejoice every little thing and don't be nervous because each bastards.
No higher, in fact, does nothing. You need to be born a Jew.
A strong will on the part of the person is the first symptom of schizophrenia.
If the individual himself mistreated a winter resort, with the morning charging and debilitating crosses, it is said that in his mind he who gives orders, and one who performs them — two independent personality.
I mean, my friends with holistic balanced characters usually say "yah" nafeek's and go drink beer.
© podoroges
Anna Semenovich in 7th grade had a solid four.
Truth need to file as a coat. Instead of throwing like a wet towel. Mark Twain
Question to the Forum: I noticed that on the hood of my silver Bentley reflected these ugly hruŝëvki. How to get rid of this?
An independent woman is a woman who has not yet found it, she wanted to be.
In the quest for the ideal do not forget to live.
Lao Tzu
It is better to say "Yes", than to sit and watch as people are bit saggy without you.
Well, where we do not have. If you do not believe, can come.
Do not want money. Wealth is not from the outside, and inside. For example, a bud.
In Soviet washing machines only had one regime is totalitarian.
-People say that I'm too old-fashioned.
-Who, for example?
-My Castle in the Manor.
Eyes of fear and the hands to fasten their battery.
On foreign cars to commute those with money doesnt contain VAZ.
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. When all think as one entity, it ends the war and concentration camps.
Russia continues to use children's hands with vylavlivanii pickles from jars.
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